Never really understood what a Home Page accomplished.  I mean, like, heck, get right into the meat of the website.  I guess a home page is kind of like the driveway that leads up to your house.  Hey, you're home!

But not really.  The driveway leads to your garage, and we all know what lurks behind that monstrous garage door.  Junk.  Garbage cans.  Dented, nearly empty paint containers that you keep just in case you have to touch up something.  And tools.  A lawnmower.  But no snowblower, if your backyard looks like the one on the right.  Bottom line ... the driveway leads to the place that compromises your weekend.  It leads to chores.  Maintenance.  Back pain.

On the weekend I'd rather see a movie, wouldn't you?